Okay, it’s 9:30, I’ll start my homework at 10:00.

… Damn, 10:03, missed it. 11:00 it is! 

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Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

(Source: establishedin81, via turquoisevogue)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

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meladoodle:

hotanimegirl:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

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octupac:

hi someone give me $1000 to buy cute clothes thanks 

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donnermaysilee:

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(via vivlio)

hellolxsa:

i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.

(Source: thewhiskyboy, via platinumbronzer)